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Matt Cyr's avatar

Dude, I just hit the heart and save button after 3 hearty laughs in the first paragraph. Got to the pic and dropped my phone.

My girls asked, “what’s so funny?”

Me (showing them the phone) If this kid ever tries to kiss you, run and find an adult. 😆🤣

Excellent writing. I was laughing, in all good ways, the whole way through. I’ve long said this about fellow maniac fathers, those moments when you look into the abyss of your own past and realize you’re now looking up, getting ready to catch your own kids, those episodes of Mad Men are a port in the storm. Happy Father’s Day bro. To you and yours.

Remember, just cause Elon and Nick Cannon will get more presents today, that doesn’t make you any less of a father.

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Alex Muka's avatar

Hahahahah thank you bro!! I always tell my wife i’d have ten kids and she looks at me like i’m a lunatic. I guess 10 sounds good when you don’t have to actually give birth to ten! 😂

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Magda Muka's avatar

LOL great and the mechanical valve is real 🤪

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Alex Muka's avatar

I’m still not buying it 😂

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