Do not jerk off on your wife's naked, sleeping body. This activity will not put weight on and make you soft and jolly. And could affect long term health and happiness.
Come to New Orleans if you want that fat grandpa belly. It’s about as far away as you can from self-optimizer culture and too hot to do anything but sit in the A/C.
Don’t mention it
Thank god someone is looking out for your wife ⬆️
Do not jerk off on your wife's naked, sleeping body. This activity will not put weight on and make you soft and jolly. And could affect long term health and happiness.
Phew. I was inches away from doing just that but then I read this comment. Thanks for the advice George!
Come to New Orleans if you want that fat grandpa belly. It’s about as far away as you can from self-optimizer culture and too hot to do anything but sit in the A/C.
And the best food in America. 3/3