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Are you/we okay ? - your concerned wife 😘

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I’d go full John Q for you and the kids. Don’t worry ❤️

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On the one hand, I'm sorry to see you go through it in this way my friend. On the other hand, it brings me great joy. So torn, so torn. But hey, you got Cody Bellinger! He hit like 20 homers last year, drove in 78, is married to Stanton's ex. It's gonna be great, bro. Don't even worry about it.

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Hahahaha I’m dying over here man. Grasping at every straw I can. Nothing is working. And I’m convinced this is all because of that New York magazine article. Might be the new Babe Ruth curse.

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It might just be...

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That first line literally made me lol.

Now for a little thought experiment: you would hypothetically consider murder for a Yanks WS championship. When they already have 27.

I am Brewers fan and they have none. Was a Phillies fan and they have 2 in 142 years.

Who is Steve Cohen in this scenario? 😬

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Hahaha honestly you’re looking at an Abraham/ Issac situation. You may have to sacrifice a family member.

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It’s being considered

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Hilarious as usual! ❤️

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